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Wake up
Wake up
Jfarrell
(“woke up, fell outta bed…. dragged a comb across my head”…. the Beatles)
…... calling JIM! Are you receiving? Over!….
Taking hits from everywhere…
My stolen starship hitting venus hard….
Gonna get a little ‘dusty’ this mission…
All I heard was …
“multi-billion dollar…..”
…..
Must have been on dinner break when they were telling us about the security…
Don’t matter now…
That rocket blast…
Bring….bring…cock a doodle doo
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blackness, blinding light…
Racing my dinosaur…..
Mountains…. rivers…. battles…. shiny swords….
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bong a gong dingity BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Numbnutz
…...
“fred’s sick again? REALLLY?!”
“OK, EMERGENCY STAGE 1! GET TO POSITIONS!!!!!!”
“ON MY MARK…”
….…………
I saw the magic sword and dived for it….
Blood, guts, friend, brother, family….
Nothing, but a mass grave…
Wearily…
So exhausted…
I stand
And face my enemy with determination and…
MARK!!!!!
Bing a ling a blooody ling!!!! wake up!
….
“What’s that you say, Lassie?…
Skippy, popeye and rin-tin-tin (whoever he was)
Got stuck down a well?….
Here’s a convenient phonebooth…
One tick, lemme get me cape on….
Superslug saves the day….
ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!!!
Things have gone sideways….
And we are now executing plan nine….
(... where the hell is my supervisor…
I so not authorised for this….)
MARK!!!!!!
As I lie,
Twitching in my sleep…
Holding off the barbarian hordes….
A door opens in my left sole,
And 2 little dudes run out…
Plug the crank shaft into a hair-hole…
And
Wind like the devil was blowing a fire up their ar….
I sneeze and wake up….
And my left ankle, so bloody itchy….
Bugger….
Overslept….
Gonna be late for work.
…...
“And we’re off…..!!!
Great work everyone…
Xept fred, tell fred he’s fired….!”
