Voices
By jfarrell
My first can of beer, or glass of wine,
Speaks to me;
She cries of how lonely she is, “Please don’t leave me all alone,”
And who could refuse such a damsel in distress;
So, with all the dignity of a Knight, preparing for battle,
I bravely open another.
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The second can sings to me a sad song,
Full of failures and weaknesses, my failures and weaknesses,
And like George before the dragon I am driven to my knees.
I thrust, I parry, but this dragon is too much.
Then I hear my Siren; she sings to me from the third can,
The Popeye theme tune
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And I know what I must do!
Like a can of spinach, I crush the can and catch the geyser;
With each caress of the beer, my clothes rip,
As my muscles grow
And Sir Drunkalot is to the rescue.
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The answers may not be at the bottom of the glass….
But I have a hell of a lotta fun checking;
And I love my Sirens, their singing is so beautiful;
Drown, I will, willingly, again and again,
To chase my Sirens to the bottom of the glass.
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