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Can I Get A Refund?
Can I Get A Refund?
By jfarrell
This is not what I signed up for;
“These are the rules…”
I followed the rules.
And I am nowhere I can recognise;
Where are my family?
My friends?
Oh, yeah;
Family - separated long ago;
Friends - I drove the last I had away!
“Jim, you’re so negative”
“Jim, you’re weak, tell you what…”
“Don’t phone me.”
So, I didn’t.
“Jim, my computer’s broken, can you fix it?”
What did I miss?
I’m so desperate for friends I’ll jump when he says?
I’m so drunk I won’t remember what he said;
I’m so stupid, it won’t matter?
I want a refund!
People suck!
Can I get a refund please?
