Vivlaldi’s Four Seasons
By jfarrell
“Hello, you are through to…” whoever you called;
“You are in a queue.”
Why is it always Vivaldi’s four seasons,
And I don’t know which.
I don’t know much about classical music,
I’m more a Queen, Marillion, Metallica,
Kinda dude…
Why are we being forced to hate Vivaldi?
And I know it’s the Kafkaesque part,
I should ask about…
I phone number ‘A’, am told to phone number ‘B’
And round and round till I get told I’m spose to be
Speaking to number ‘A’
But, why Vivaldi?
If it was Abba,
I reckon more people would be less pissed off.
I don’t even like classical music;
Why am I spose to hate Vivaldi?