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I say, I say, about this book….
I say, I say, about this book….
By JFarrell
I say, I say, about this book…..
Look at that mountain,
Does it look like I write books?
Oh, please forgive me,
You probably do not recognise me,
It has been a long while.
I’m God, so pleased to make your acquaintance,
I designed this little paradise,
Quite a while a go.
Then got called out on a job;
After all, one has to pay one’s bills.
Forgot all about this place.
I was driving home listening to Radio 4’s Christian hour,
What a secret pleasure, rather like listening to Monty Python on acid;
Laughed so much, nearly rear-ended the police car in front of me.
But, about this book….
I do not write books,
I make mountains, and I create microscopic snowflakes,
Why the hell would I write a book?
Look around you,
Every mountain, flower, cloud, living creature, raindrop, snowflake and rainbow,
If you can’t see “I love you” written there,
LEARN TO READ!
I did not write this book.
MEN wrote this book.
Just a bit of fun :)
