and, tonight....

And, tonight…

By Jfarrell

 

And, tonight,

Ladies and gentlemen,

To entertain you,

We have…

 

Prince Philip is retiring

(i can’t blame him, I’m half his age and couldn’t keep up, what a guy!)

Brad Pitt, “alcohol destroyed my marriage”

Another sex-tape-shame pop star

( who I’ve never heard of )

Cyclists should have registration plates

Oh, look…

Cute dog, doing cute dog things.

 

Are you ENTERTAINED?

 

War

Terrorism

Famine

Drought

Instability

 

Please STOP being distracted!

You have a mind

And

You are as smart as any of them…

 

 

 

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

you are smarter than i am. please THINK

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