And, tonight…
By Jfarrell
And, tonight,
Ladies and gentlemen,
To entertain you,
We have…
Prince Philip is retiring
(i can’t blame him, I’m half his age and couldn’t keep up, what a guy!)
Brad Pitt, “alcohol destroyed my marriage”
Another sex-tape-shame pop star
( who I’ve never heard of )
Cyclists should have registration plates
Oh, look…
Cute dog, doing cute dog things.
Are you ENTERTAINED?
War
Terrorism
Famine
Drought
Instability
Please STOP being distracted!
You have a mind
And
You are as smart as any of them…