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JJ vs. Daddy
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Where does rain come from?
The sky.
No, where does it REALLY come from?
Well, water evaporates from the ground, and...
Eevapprates?
Nevermind.
How come dogs don't like to walk backwards?
Because they're predators, and predators are always moving forward when they chase something.
Peditors?
Son, remember those old episodes of L.A. Law that Grandpa used to watch?
Yeah.
Those are predators.
What are they chasing?
Ambulances.
What are amyulences?
Nevermind.
How come Yae Yae and Jojo put crayons on their faces?
You know who Britney Spears is?
Yeah.
That's why.
Ew.
Yeah.
Why does Mommy buy a box of beer on weekends?
You know how Mommy never sees Daddy during the week?
Yeah.
Well she sees him on the weekends.
Huh?
... ... ... Nevermind son. I love you.
My god this one is funny, and so true! You gotta love that little kid, or atleast humor him once in a while. You're lucky to have so much inspiration in your home...providing you can survive it in the first place.
after reading this poem this thing came in my mind that you are really a loving and caring father. wish you all the best and for your kids. give my love for them.
Dr. Zayed Bin Zakir Shawon