Around midnight she came on to me
With her bambi eyes and pouting lips
Soon translated to a casual touch
That flowed like sex from her finger tips
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One thing leads on to another
Soon I go in for the kill
When I'm suddenly pushed away
She says she's not that kind of girl
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Oh Please Cocktease, go kill yourself
We're actually here to have a little fun
If i want games, i'll end this trivial pursuit
The only good virgin is an innocent one
I picked her up around eight o'clock
She was dressed to kill with a perfume gun
Licked her lips and held my hand
I thought for sure the deal was done
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They can be drunk naked and single
In a field of red red roses
Covered in whipped cream and gravy
And in Playboy worthy poses
But forget about scoring that hoe
You're better off with your buddy's fat sister
After all, who really cares?
As long as its dark and she's got no blisters
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