Here comes Johnny Appleseed
Sits and talks about poems we read
After class, goes into the wild
With a sherpa hat and temper mild
Plants a tree, it will not grow
"Why it won't sprout, i think i know"
Frantically moves to open his fly
And waters the seeds, hopes they will comply
But found out by a local pig
The scene he cause was far too big
Students on campus point and laugh
At this man who's a part of Hofstra's staff
As campus safety hauled him away
He shouted in protest at the skies turned grey
But he escaped their grasp, into the town
Chased unsuccessfully by the men in brown
Returned at nightfall to plant more trees
But ambushed again, " Hey sicko, freeze!"
Off to jail they carted his ass
I was happy cause it cancelled my class
A burnt-out objector from another time
His apple trees still in the courtyard climb
U Have Been Here 16 Years
Kudos - slc