Queen of the K-Mart flyer
Expired; this coupon is no good
Commited a coup on your best friend
Called me on 9/11
"Can't you see thousands are dying?"
"Probably."
...
Thought you were just being dramatic...
After all
Stooping to stalking dropped your stock
"I'm outside your house
Come talk to me."
Good God, what's next?
Dead rabbits in the attic?
Nope.
A chubby redhead, odd, perplexed
"Meet my new boyfriend."
Sweet Jesus
No speech
You put a fat house cat on a leash
And now this poor bastard must master
The ego and appearance fees
Of a gal with the personality
Of a wall at Applebee's