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Pour it through my whiskey drain.

Dissipate me in my sorrow.

Knock me upside my head

'Coz I don't care for tomorrow.



Soak me up in alcohol.

Vodka and cranberry mixed

Or how about a little cocktail

C'mon let's drink til six!



Where's the salt if you have tequila?

Bartender, go bring me a margarita.

Now I'm feelin' for a martini.

Uh-oh, I think I'm in a bikini.



Bartender, now I want a Corona,

This is livening up my persona!

And afterwards bring me a little Bacardi.

I want a head start on this party!



What about a little rum and coke

I wanna go home. It's just a joke!

But to tell you the truth, I'm feeling woozy.

Ah what the heck! Pour me a Bloody Mary.



Oops did I say that 3 times?!

Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. Bloody Harry?

Or how bout some Royal Crown?!

I wanna "Get down, get down, get down. Get down tonight!"



You know what else I could go for?

Uh-oh, I'm about to hurl at your neighbor's door.

Ha! But at least I have this Almaretto Sweet and Sour in my hand. I love alcohol!

Isn't that grand?!