These Gol-Durn Second Amenders

These gol-durn Second Amenders

will be among the first upenders

of our Republic's demoncracy;

they will force it into autocracy

to protect their weapons (brutal and vile

idols they worship with a rousing Seig Heil).

They love their guns and insurrections

and will cling to them all of their days

as substitutes for the erections

their sad flacidity cannot raise.


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