These gol-durn Second Amenders
will be among the first upenders
of our Republic's demoncracy;
they will force it into autocracy
to protect their weapons (brutal and vile
idols they worship with a rousing Seig Heil).
They love their guns and insurrections
and will cling to them all of their days
as substitutes for the erections
their sad flacidity cannot raise.
Starwardl