Let me tell you about the planet, Shiranu---or
that is the name it is called in Terrancult
(meaning, unknown, from some Japanese
poet's Haiku or whatever they call it now). The
planet's location is not commonly known, and it
has been long closed to the Spasons of Terrancult.
With gravity and atmosphere similar to earth's,
Shiranu's weather is always pleasantly temperate;
its soil very fertile, so that the planetary surface is
very, very green. Between the vast tracts of
vegetable fields and flowerbeds---the whole thing
looks like a garden larger than any you have ever
seen---are paths naturally paved with a strange
stone, dark but somewhat translucent, which erosion or
some of other force has eroded to a smoothness more
perfect and durable than we have succeeded in producing.
Shiranu, as I have said, is closed to us---not even seem-beams
are deemed acceptible, and for reason which, if you cannot
guess, I will be happy to tell you. The planet is inhabited by
humanoids who take the form, at adulthood, of
adolescent boys---long-haired, slender, whose faces
can express emotions more sensually provocative and
tender than any (and I mean, any) language can convey.
These humanoids, or shall I call them homonoids, have a
distinct aversion to shoes (with the planetary surface
ccommodates) and, only for special events they will put on shirts;
mostly to receive diplomatic missions (in which, as I have told
you, the Terrancult is not, and probably never shall be, included.
heir preferred garments are tights---footed and unfooted---
opaque, never sheer, but made of such formclinging fabric that
sheerness is really not needed, if you take my meaning.
Their lifespan is said to encompass Terrancult centuries; and
alhough their considerable beauty is adolescent, each individual's
accumulated wisdom transcends that of a hundred Terrancult lifetimes.
hey couple early, and remain monagmous. They do not impregnate
each other or become pregnant; how they reproduce---perhaps by
some kind of cloning---remains unexplained. Among them, the
arts of highest esteem are Poetry and Astronomy, which they
consider to be two sides of one Art. Within the planet's
core, or in some hidden location, a most tremendous mechanical
complex apparently regulates many planetary functions. Crops
are harvested, and food is prepared, by means unknown; but not,
apparently, by the inhabitants---whose sole occupations seem to be
lovemaking, game-playing, verse-making, and star-watching.
Water is provided by many natural springs and creeks; many decorative
lakes participate in the natural water cycle, but Shiranu dos not have
oceans. The planet is shielded by several multi-layered forcefields, the
intensity of which has a range from insubtantial to immediately
lethal. The planet's surface is patrolled by humanoid shaped robots,
faceless, tall, extremely agile despite their bulk, but immediately
reactive to any outside aggression. I emphasize outside---
meaning from off-world---because crime, prejudice, hatred, and
fear are entirely unknown among Shiranu's inhabitants; although the
controlling mechanism that operates the patrolers and the shields
apparently fears and hates the Terrancult. We were informed, quite
soon after our first attempted contact, that Shiranu possessed a
sufficient arsenal of sophisticated weaponry with which to defend
against all intruders. We attempted to send a derelict ship into the
planet's gravitationl fields, to feign distress, in order to elicit a
response: the derelict was held by the field, and a transmission
issued from the planet on something far more powerful than
seem-beam, to retrieve our junk and permit no others to similarly
draw near. They do not want our presence, our commerce, or
our knowledge: they have no need of us, and they have the
power to enforce our compulsory absence. And I can understand
their attitude, in a way. My interest in that planet is,
I am not ashamed to admit, entirely masculine: someone
needs to teach those pansies some masculinity. How else will the
very real hostilities and difficulties of outerspace ever be conquered?
But, I also admit---they read us very well, especially those of us, like
me, who are card-carriers of the Whyhoming Guilt. Our urges, like, I
suspect, so many of the Terrancult's interplanetary population---
male and female---is that we want to fuck or piss on anything that
crosses our lines of sight. Only in that way, our instincts insist,
can we mark, and retain, and defend our territories.
Starward