How about the weather report on the conveyance wavelength?
(Oh yes, I mean the CoWaLe---acronyms are so popular here,
but I am only a visitor, remember? Just a clerk in the
Inspector Corporal's Office.) Yes, I would fancy a cup of tea,
Orange-Spice if you please. The forecast calls for a
temperature of three hundred forty kay; kay to the
third. The entire planetoid surface will soon be fully, and
everywhere, bright,bold orange (hence my choice of tea)
except this dome, of course: greening verdure, silvering
structures, and all the Originated Humane. And, always, the
requesite Homonated; I despise them. You should, too.
Poets and cosmologists, you say? Who needed poets
and cosmologists when the Originated settled this
brackish backwater of the Galactic Rim, and thrust it
(kicking and screaming, at first, I know) into the evering
Starry Decisis---the wonder of the Ten Thousand Light Years.
Let them take some rickety pleophor to the Crux---
unsettled by, and unsettling, to the Starry Decisis and all
who believe in its supremacy. Unlike the blue-haired
Homonids---they flaunt every standard of decency:
their politics and their so-called "arts; their garish
hair-styles---never less than shoulder-length (ever
seen one shorter? no? I did not think so). And their sex---
all that phairyjairy sex they, and all that unjairmenated
seeding. Oh, I have made you blush---that is a good
trick for a serv'mbot; ought to be more like you. Enough of
my ranting: watch the dawning with me, first dawning of the
coolant season (they would have called it Winter on
EarthOriginant). Welcome, I guess, to Gamma Seneschal.
Starward