Sir: Those who are the remnants of the Communist Party
should be compelled to render obeisance and their own debasement
before and to the Orthodox Church
for the ruthless murders of so many of its modern martrys,
for the appropriate of its holy cathedrals
that they, the Bolsheviks, converted to museums and public lavatories.
Those who are the idiotic ideologists of the Communist Party
should next be compelled to offer apology,
in a parade of abject humilation,
before the scornful gaze of the Russian People
for the heinous murder of the Romanovs
(those adolescent girls, that prepubescent boy, especially).
Lastly those who are the buffoons of belief in the Communist Party
should be forcibly brought to compulsory labor
in service to all the nameless undertakers
who have prostituted their ancient profession
by bathing and dressing, once a week, the putrescent corpse of Lenin.
Starward