Costly? You bet; almost three months' salary:
antique, built by master cabinet makers. in or
near to the Black Forest. The interior is quite
spacious---much roomier than it might appear at
first glance. The placement of the heads---yes,
mostly homeless people, drug addicts, and small
time thugs like yourself---requires (like the
acquisition of them) a certain finesse and manual
dexterity; arrangement is, of course, an integral
part of any sophisticated display. (Even Jack the
Ripper understood that.) Struggling is futile: you
are, if you have not noticed, fully immobilized. You
possess that rough look I like so much; I do not waste
time, or effort, on the delicate pretties, the
boy-whores, that lurk about the theater district.
You have remarkably stern, even disdainful, features.
I will put you in the center of the main shelf, the
place of honor. You will be valued there, in ways
you may never have dared imagine. You will never be
alone again: these others will welcome you heartily.
I know they are very friendly---I often hear them
talking among themselves, when they think I am not listening.
Starward