Novelist Aspirant's Question To Nadar; A Satire

Like you, Monsieur, the great, famous Stendhal

preferred that his name be mononymous.

I cannot write like him, at all.

Perhaps my audience needs a photograph

to directed their expected reaction

(like a lame man, or a general, needs a staff

to help negotiate

the terrain),

and then I would have less to explain,

which they might the more appreciate:

for greed, say, a hippopotamus,

for a joke, a hearty laugh.
But, consider Stendhal's new-published book---

the title?, Lamiel,

I had an early look

at it and I think he tried to tell

the story around the beauty of a long-haired boy:

such a theory would really annoy

me if were not mine:

what image to use, in what direction

to search; perhaps an ancient construct,

and definitely of Roman, imperial design;

the Colosseum, perhaps, or an aqueduct,

or some other very impressive erection.

 

Starward

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I realize the text violates certain rules of rhyme and grammar which, in a serious poem, I would never think of violating.  But this is a satire, and given its subject (the wannabe novelist), the bastardization is appropriate.

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