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another round cheers bud!
tonight our sorrows drown!
Whisky's on the table and B
head down hugging down
and eyes still up for cheers
last drop bottoms up!
we drink up all our tears!

the girls are average the guys are plain
in this old Irish pub, we're singing songs
Diana Ross was proud to have sung!
Whisky's on the stage
and I lost lost my top an hour ago
to a midget for a song!
you better knock on wood B,
we dont get a bite
when we get home
at sometime past morning light!

20 bucks says B wont
run naked down the street,
50 bucks later and hes still dressed
and I'm wearing coasters and
an old homeless guys coat!
epic fail since I couldnt get the one
i tried to pinch off the mutt that B
had tried to rinse with his ale!

whisky's on the floor,
the key to the door won't open
150 bucks says its my house and b's keys
300 bucks shows it wasnt b's house my keys
pissing ourselves laughing,
lets wait and ask to call a cab please.
its someone elses's house jeez!

I bet my coat sun comes up in an hour...
and b says no! He's not drunk enough!
b is on the floor hugging ground eyes up for cheers
bottoms up, last drop! we drink up all our fears,
tonight our sorrows drown!
Awww, B, my knight in happy hour! ;)
never lets me down!

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Where are you b? Time to

Where are you b? Time to party!!! HugSS


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

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;-)

I may be late, but never fail to answer your call Dear! Set us up! HugSS!!!

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Damn straight! ;D WHOOOOOOO.

Damn straight! ;D WHOOOOOOO. HOOOOOOOO! Yippie Kai yay!


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

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So, where are we off to this

So, where are we off to this escapade?


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

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Let's go low life and cozy!

Let's go low life and cozy! How about Lucy's? Company's good, drinks are cheap and it right on the water so we can feed the gators ;-)

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Good way to delete a few

Good way to delete a few assholes! ;) PSML! I'm such a cheap date! Easy to entertain! ;)


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

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LMAO!!!

I've never been drunk enough, at least until the cab driver kicked me out :-)

BTW - no fair wagging the dog's tale! :-)

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please re-read it just got worse! LMAO!!!!

;P


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

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LMFAO!!! We have definately

LMFAO!!! We have definately partied in a past life!!! The only the missing is not knowing what city we are in! ;-) I LOVE IT!!!

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you SSSSSSsmoothie!

lol! soul drinkin buddies! we had the party of another lifetime! lol! your turn to tell your side of the story! LMFAO!!! ...Gulp...!!! bottoms up!! ;p


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

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I neither kiss and tell nor

I neither kiss and tell nor drink and tell! Although these damn cell phone cameras are a bitch!

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lol! yeah, i think i have evidence of

how that dishwasher broke... wisky on the table! ;P LMAO!!!
i dont kiss n tell or drink and tell till after its on the news! PSML! Say Cheeze
(>,<) iiii,/
flash!


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

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LOVE MY SMART ASS PHONE!!!

LOL ;P


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

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Wait, I have an

Wait! I have an alibi!..ummm....nevermind...

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bAHAHAHA! dont worry!

i got cha back! i had a police escort ;) and... I needed a new dish washer anywayz!


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

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;-)

I knew you would ;-)

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Yes why would you even try to

doubt it! ;P lol!


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

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besides I love unforms!

especially when the jox are on the outside! XP LMAO!!! brings a new meaning to Super Trooper!;P


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

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LMAO!!!

Did you ever see Reno 911? That's the most realistic cop show I've ever seen, at least parts of it. A lot closer than CSI, but then again, I don't watch cop shows if I have a choice ;-)

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YOU LIKE RENO 911 TOO!!! its even more realistic than 'Cops!'

LMFAO!!! this is too good to be true lol! theres a british tv show called teachers which is very real representation of teaching too! lol, but thats a part time story, red dwarf is a favourite show along the lines of Reno, but in space x)


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."