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Ha ha! Here I am again
It's raining it's pouring
The criticism is soaring
Trumped I said just went and read
And could figure out why it was boring

This old mam she played ham
She played knock knack with my spam
With a sick sack fatty whack give a
Hog a pen this old mam came
Crowing poems

All around the burning bush
The donkey chased the beaver;
The donkey thought 'twas all in good sport
Pop! goes the beaver.

Hey diddle diddle a kiss and a fiddle
The cow entered the room
The little troll laughed to see
Such runs as the cheater ran away with a zoom!

Little miss stuffit sat on her muffin
eating her cares away along came a writer
Who sat down beside her and frightened mis stuff it away.

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thisisme789's picture

XDDD that's adorable! It's

XDDD that's adorable! It's quite funny!


<3

Fitzgerald's picture

You're a funny person! Smart

You're a funny person! Smart poem lol

SSmoothie's picture

Thanks ;) now you try

Cheers SS you owe me a write!


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

facethetruth2b's picture

Out with the old in with the

Out with the old in with the new day an age of the nursery rymes, great job....


you laugh at me because I am differant, I laugh at you because You are all the same ...(KoRn) J.D......

SSmoothie's picture

hey! thanx

i missed this one soz!


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

amirah27's picture

haha

this is funny..made me laugh.thanks for sharing ss..refreshing read.

SSmoothie's picture

Thanks beautiful, I feel like

Thanks beautiful, I feel like having heaps of fun! ;)


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

snhobo's picture

lolz

hey ss i loved this it had me cracking up, i think you will be hearing from the now portly dice man after this one though.


It's last life is spent tormenting your dreams-zombie cat

SSmoothie's picture

Who dat?

Sounds like a bad character in a bad parody film of Top Gun... Hot Shots! With Charlie sheen! Lol!


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

snhobo's picture

well

im talking about andrew dice clay :D the blue storyteller


It's last life is spent tormenting your dreams-zombie cat

SSmoothie's picture

No way!?

Ford Fairlane andrew dice clay??? He is so awesome! You can't be that cool! Lolz


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

snhobo's picture

well

im pretty shure he has a better delevory but i know i can write blue humor way better :p


It's last life is spent tormenting your dreams-zombie cat

SSmoothie's picture

Yes, Almost as good as me

:P


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

vaibhav's picture

abz

fun read,, thoug i dont understand all, , or shall i say at all,, is it bout the foulmouthed people against your poems

SSmoothie's picture

Lol no, it is about old rhymes that I liked when I was young

I rewrite them into silly adolescent ones for fun! Everyone likes my poems! What do you mean!??? PSML ha ha ha you make me smile vaibhav! :D


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

vaibhav's picture

wellll,,

heyy,,, its surely nice,, but as i said im not much into poems,, so plz dont be angry with m..
;_))