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I ain't here to hook up;
If I was I'd have my number up.
Boot camp instructor means just that!
Nothing else you poser brat.

the only thing super hard
Is my bloody hard ass attitude!
women need to keep a little something
To grab a hold of dude.

Fitness and tone
Ain't body building I have professed
It's a diferent lifestyle I'm peddling
Leave crazyness to the self obsessed.

This is rewarding, yeah, its a real treat.
and hey asshole,
If You think you're charming,
I'll kick your ass
next time you call me sweet.

Your not working your mind
So how can your body even think?
And you know what I don't care,
your attitude stinks!

Get your self a life read a book
Handle a conversation
It's not a pervery, it's
A one way, my way situation.

Well come on now
It's a whole new start!
Get into thinking about
more than one side of your heart.

Let the beads of healthy sweat
Run down your ass cheeks
Think of your other muscles aching
don't pitch a tent here u dirty freaks!

Tuck the mindless fat one away
Take control and be a real man today
Life coach? What a crock!
ha! You thought I'd say ---k

Well, You expect me to say a few things
And pop! There it is! What a load of rot!
you're only worthy of what effort your worth
Don't invest more than your willing to lose and put forth.

The effort you put in is all you can withdraw
Don't bank on anything, pay up front more.
Kick your crap to the curb and make a simple choice.
Tell your self everyday to make yourself better
And listen to that voice

You paid; I get paid.
That's the honest truth.
You get what you work for,
and that's what I'm here for

no guarantees only
motivation on my mind
Things could turn your way,
you just might find

There's no magic answer,
no miracle cure
there's just a simple rule be more of a do-er
do a little extra every day in any
Thing that comes your way;

Open doors for others,
take groceries up the stairs,
soon you'll see life has less troubles
And everybody cares!

Thankyou for you patronage,
leave your Bullshit by the door,
Have a great day!
And remember,
Do more and do enjoy it all!

What!? You think you're funny calling it 'booty' camp?
I don't care if you meant it in a nice way,
You can kiss my ass!
Of course,
I mean this in the most motivational way!