how hard is it to have a brain fart?

Kiss my ass,

you needy fucks, 

Have a think,

you mindless drones

Im sick of it!

This bullshit really sucks

 

On and on 

Over and over again

The same endless questions

That drive me insane 

 

Oh theres someone home alright

With no lights on!

Ive done it for you how many times 

For fuck's sake come on! 

 

Im tired of connecting the dots

I'm scratching the bloody walls 

Pull your finger out you stupid twots

Learn to use those brains you got

 

Shut the fuck up

Thats so fucking wrong

Its called thinking

people do it everyday

In all sorts of ways

 

You see this idea goes in your head with this idea

It tumbles all about and hurts a bit at first,

But then some thing amazing happens

Little sparks go off and then light a fire

and you wrap it up in a bubble and it glows so bright

Its called a concept, a thought about a connected thought

And you use words that you search for in that head of yours 

And voilà its done! No, I wont translate it YOU LOOK IT UP! 

 

Man, questions with answers are so over-rated! 

 

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a.griffiths57's picture

Enjoyed reading your one

Enjoyed reading your one sided conversational piece of work/poem here. A brain fart? What ever next. What if no one else knew either, and they all 7.75 billion of them reach boiling point and blow their terrible constipated brains away!! Only conjecture SSmoothie. Better leave well alone for you never know do you!!!.


 

 

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sweetwater's picture

Umm I don't understand, is

Umm I don't understand, is this just a rant, is it aimed at anyone in particular?  The last verse is by far the most enjoyable to read, and says ( for me anyway) far more than the not so pleasant preceding lines. However this is only my opinion :-) x

SSmoothie's picture

Its a rant on lazy thinkers

Its a rant on lazy thinkers who keep asking people to do the thinking for them. Just lazy users who sponge off people. Not any person in particular just in general. If you arent used to a ssmoothie rant, well, what can i say except there will be more ;)


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"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

allets's picture

The Perfect Rant Form

I shall strive to be worthy in my writings of this ranting form. I have brain farts and they are so mild compared to the honesty of a real rant. One day, I hope to rant so very well not outside the box, not believeing in the box! :D ~Star~

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SSmoothie's picture

Awww shucks its just a bunch

Awww shucks its just a bunch of exaggerations and cussin'. Im pretty sure 'My Fuckin' Way' was an awesome 'rant, rave, tell it like it is' masterpiece.


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."