I have an ashtray for my ashtray.
I smoke a lot.
It consumes me like you.
Friends tell me to stop
But I don't believe they really care.
It's a bad habit I know.
Should've never started
But we all make mistakes.
Isn't that what THEY say.
I'm sure Hitler even thought about it
Before the luger went to his head.
Never fight a war on two fronts.
So they say.
It only spells disaster.