VITAMINS VITAMINS AND PILLS

      Now they have vitamins and pills that will end each and

      every woe.

      They have some which pep you up and those that make

      you slow.

      If you can’t think of whom you are, a memory one you can

      buy.

      What about the St. John’s Wart if you are prone to cry?





     Are your joints aching, there is one that will repair

     them well.

     And if you aren’t amorous you can buy a certain pill,

     but most men would not tell.

     There are those that make your heart strong and beat for

     quite a while.

     There are vitamins for cellulose, which would make      

     any woman smile.



     There is vitamin C that helps you if you think you are

     getting a cold.

     And those which might make you think young, even if  

     you are old.  

     If your blood isn’t pumping well, you might try another

     for that purpose.

     I am beginning to think that the vitamin industry has

     become quite a circus.



     I was told to take the garlic one and to be sure that it

     did not smell.  

     And if I took my A-E every day that I would definitely  

     feel quite well.

     Wish that they had just ONE vitamin, so if you hear of

     ONE please holler.

     Only problem it would be so HUGE would be impossible

     to swallow.


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Bum Bum's picture

I enjoyed this. :o) A nice light-hearted and funny poem. It's kinda a random subject to write a poem about...but that is what makes it so great! Nice job!

Melvin Lee II's picture

Smilez. Germs will always be around, and medicine will always evolve just as quick to counter them. It's like a down-sized conflict between good and evil... Meaningful poem here ~!~