If they had Dummy books for everything we do.
Would I need a lot of them or would it be a few?
I’d like to think that I could have a limited supply,
But I am afraid if I did you would catch me in a lie.
They say I’m blond although it is the color of my hair.
And sometimes the dumb jokes are a little much to bear.
I laugh at me and that is a way of diverting your
attention.
My blond hair is artificial that I would like to
mention.
Does that mean that my dumbness might not be real?
Means that I’m not a "duh" girl, how much better I feel.
I know you now are laughing at this silly little rhyme.
But didn’t need a Dummy book to write it, not this time.
Sarah Claudette Bratcher
This is cute. I am also a "blonde." Have you heard the latest blonde joke? Just kidding. Nicely written. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Mary