ME A DUMMY?

                      

      If they had Dummy books for everything  we do.

      Would I need a lot of them or would it be a few?

      I’d like to think that I could have a limited supply,

      But I am afraid if I did you would catch me in a lie.



      They say I’m blond although it is the color of my hair.

      And sometimes the dumb jokes are a little much to bear.

      I laugh at me and that is a way of diverting your

      attention.

      My blond hair is artificial that I would like to

      mention.



     Does that mean that my dumbness might not be real?

     Means that I’m not a "duh" girl, how much better I feel.

     I know you now are laughing at this silly little rhyme.

     But didn’t need a Dummy book to write it, not this time.



                       Sarah Claudette Bratcher

    

Author's Notes/Comments: 

After hearing most of the blond jokes I came up with this one. Could be a lot worse things than being "blond". haha

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Mary Charest's picture

This is cute. I am also a "blonde." Have you heard the latest blonde joke? Just kidding. Nicely written. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Mary