I don't have the energy to sell myself.
Served on a tray accompanied by little
and sliced by serrated blade at center's crease;
that's how I'm advertised, with entrails enclosed
and stigma attached to the look in my eye.
A beloved fact: I'm not bad for your heart,
though frequent consumption with result in kind
with deep indigestion that fragments the mind.
Thankfully I only cost $1.99.
lol
This made me chuckle...