Man from Nantucket...

There Once was a man from Nantucket.

He Told His New boo to "just suck it".

When She pulled his pants down,

He was laughed out of town

Cause his Dick was the size of a mcnugget.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I apologize for the nature of the poem but I had to get it out of my head. Hopefully you found it funny and laughed. If Not, I'm sorry for your mcnugget. 

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I may be myopic..

I may be myopic

Though I laughed, with regard to this topic 

It's not nice to make fun

Of those men, I am one

Whose genitals are microscopic