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I'm goin crazy,

And I can't wait until I finally get there.

The first thing I'm gonna do is

Act in a horrible rendition of Romeo & Juliet

Then I'm gonna,

Run down 3rd Street stark naked

Singin, The Itsy Bitsy Spider.

After that,

I'll sit on a street corner

In a pumpkin costume eating peanuts

Humming I'm A Little Teapot.

Then,

I'm gonna sport a tatoo on my forehead

That says Fuck Bush

As I sit in the back of the

Bus singing The Star Spangled Banner

As loud as I can.

And one day

While walking down the street

In a very expensive suit.

I'm gonna stop in the middle of the sidewalk

And have an intellectual conversation

With my imaginary friend Floyd.

Where I will suddenly start yelling at him

To stop interrupting me.

Then,

I'm gonna stand in an elevator facing the corner

Not turning around as people get on and off.

And on the way back down,

I'm gonna stand next to someone

With a big smile on my face

And brag that I'm wearing new socks.

And last but not least,

I'm gonna lay face down on a sidewalk

Eating a corn dog, con salsa verde

With a sign next to me that reads

"My name is Pedro"