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Department store Elf's Lament
Candy cane leotards
Bells on my feet
Elfy in my jumpsuit
Forest green wreaths
Oh the calamity!
Oh the humanity,
must I be dressed this way?
Santa is drunk
That mom's outta luck
as her child is wailing away
My boss is a jerk
for making me work
extra hours no holiday pay
I'll be glad to be done
with that lush santa bum
Sipping eggnog
eating fruit cake all day
Drunken Santas, Batman!
If this is light verse, I'd like to see the heavy. Work and no double time pay on the holiday! Bah humbug! But it was the tights. The candy cane tights! Ouch! - Lady A
Lol, I'm sure you would Stella.
I'm at a stand still right now though. Not sure exactly what I want to say. In time though. I'm sure I'll squeeze somthing out of my brain, then turn it into legible symbols to make for an either incomplete or clear thought.