He, though not a resident of Minnesota or fan of the Minnesota Twins, felt it unjust that a sports monopoly of centimillionaires exempted from antitrust laws could eliminate 2 US teams in violation of the will of the people of that
city. He dreamt he was talking to the commissioner of US baseball, arguing the case for saving the Minnesota Twins,
wearing a Twins hat. The following morning as he was running
on a state park trail, he found a $25 new
Minnesota Twins hat, in his size: 7 3/8
Proving there is no circumtance. All causation.
This was great.