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Uncle Carapace Goiter Comments On History, A Quatrain With Couplet
Uncle Carapce Goiter has said, "Pompeii
"did not see its punishment drawing near---
"to wipe out all of them folks who had gone queer,
"deserving the awful penalty they had to pay."
Uncle Carapace Goiter announces, around the globe,
that he believes Mount Vesuvius had been, like him, a homophobe.
Starward
