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Single white female, recently raped, looking for a hand to hold; must be patient, kind, caring, and love children. No smokers, drug addicts, wife beaters, or alcoholics please. A thorough understanding of abuse dynamics, a passion for life, and a clean bill of health would be greatly appreciated. Please send all applications to my good friend time, as my mind, heart, body, and soul can no longer be trusted with my love life. I look forward to fearing you.
Sincerely,
Damaged Goods
JH
This one gave me a chuckle. Yes, it’s a very good thing that you still have your humour intact.
GOOD!
:) finally! someone who has read this and did not feel evil for laughing! thus far all ym friends have read this and been sad, but I also find it funny ;)
Much Love
Ashley