PostPoems Be Artistic. Be Creative. Be Inspired!

I pop pills for flatulent bowels,

my jaw line’s becoming a jowl,

my boyfriend just wants to be pals.

But,

I’m #1 on Google!



The icecaps are starting to melt,

the rain forest’s steadily felled,

the vegetables have an odd smell.

Hell,

I’m #1 on Google!



World peace is a waterless fish

since Rumsfeld was given his wish

by our dim Commander and Chief.

SO?

I’m #1 on GOOGLE!