Roaming through the field I found a little key
It was just as though someone had left it there for me
A little slip of paper was laying there nearby
The writing on it was what caught my eye
It said I'll love you forever if you bring my key
And show me that you have it and be really nice to me
I'm an angel and you can't be mad or shout
Or I'll take back my key and throw your dumb ass out.