Raggedy Man, The

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Oh, the Raggedy Man! He works fer Pa,

An' he's the goodest man ever you saw!

He comes to our house every day,

An' waters the horses, an' feeds 'em hay;

'An he opens the shed - an' we all ist laugh

When he drives out our little old wobbledy calf,

An' nen - ef our hired girl says he can -

He milks the cow fer 'Lizabuth Ann.

    Ain't he a awful good Raggedy Man?

    Raggedy! Raggedy! Raggedy Man!

W'y, the Raggedy Man - he's ist so good

He splits the kindlin' an' chops the wood;

An' nen he spades in our garden, too,

An' does most things 'at boys can't do!

He clumbed clean up in our big tree

An' shook a' apple down fer me -

An' nother'n, too, fer 'Lisabuth Ann -

An' nother'n, too, fer the Raggedy Man.

    Ain't he a awful kind Raggedy Man?

    Raggedy! Raggedy! Raggedy Man!

An' the Raggedy Man, he knows most rhymes

An' tells 'em, ef I be good, sometimes:

Knows about Giunts, an' Griffuns, 'an Elves,

An' the Squidgicum-Squees 'at swallers therselves!

An', right by the pump inour pasture-lot,

He showed me the hole 'at the Wunks is got.

'At lives 'way deep in the ground, 'an can

Turn into me, er 'Lizabuth Ann!

    Ain't he a awful funny Raggedy Man?

    Raggedy! Raggedy! Raggedy Man!

The Raggedy Man - one time when he

Wuz makin' a little bow-'n'-orry fer me,

Says "When you're big like yer Pa is,

Air you go' to keep a fine store like his -

An' be a rich merchant - an' wear fine clothes?

Er what air you go' to be, goodness knows!"

An' ne he laughed at 'Lizabuth Ann,

An' I says "'M go' to be a Raggedy Man! -

    I'm ist go' to be a nice Raggedy Man!

    Raggedy! Raggedy! Raggedy Man!

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By my Beloved Mentor, James Whitcomb Riley

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