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while i was riding the bus somebody caused a ruck-us
and we smashed into the car not far from the front of us
causing us to rear end it like we were in lust
we scraped against the side flipped three times but it felt like once

i was mangled but still alive just barely holding onto life
struggling to pull myself through the glass that felt like a 1000 little knives
surprised, half way free i couldnt believe what i had spied
a truck carryin the juice of lemon and lime goin bout 55

the guy seemed blind as where he was about to collide
as i screamed, "what the fuck," where did this guy learn how to drive
just then he saw the road honked his horn and screamed OH NO
while the hooker in his lap at up and said, "what u dont like deep throat"

i do bitch be we about to crash so hurry up go fast
cause we about to die an i wanna do it gettin some ass
the truck driver jerked right and the trucked keeled over
the cargo broke open and the juice started rushing forward

until it swept me up and took me around the corner
and right down the street straight through through the damn door of the coroner
thats where the mortician found me laying unconcious
pokin and prodin me tryin to get some responses

but i was lifeless visual vitals responseless
he even tried to feel my pulse but even that was unresponsive he then effortlessly hoisted me onto a table
with a deceased toe lable and cut me open in was u wont see on cable
and i woulda screamed if i was able but i was already half way to hell before the scalpal reached my naval

i watched them as they performed the autopsy
slicing and dicing all across me all the cuts precise never sloppy
just then the floor broke open
fire spewed out and i started chockin

then i saw the grim reaper sift through smoke in
his black robe, glowin eyes and his big ass sythe
and all he said to me was "lets go, ur comin with me Mike"
but i said "no," grabed his head and juggled it like i was playin soccer

punted the fucker up and bicycle kicked it into a cadaver locker
i closed the door before he could come after
me, i swear i have never ran faster
man i ever released my bladder

but im glad i pissed my pants, it gave me the chance
to enhance the distance between death and, givin him a slippery stance
so i kept runnin, runnin, knowing ill soon be dead
until i sat up bashed my head realizing i was lying in bed