It was a rum do all round, what with the weather and all,
When our Marjorie‘s cat, got stuck on the roof.
We found Grandma‘s teeth, but lost the dog’s ball.
It was a rum do all round, what with the weather and all.
Drunk, old man Barlow had had a bad fall,
From his lame grey mare with the fungal hoof.
It was a rum do all round, what with the weather and all,
When our Marjorie‘s cat got stuck on the roof.