The Universal Manifesto (To Cut and Paste)

Should we be elected.

We intend to cut taxes, as soon as we have cut spending!

We will guarantee the farmer a fair price for his produce!

We will look into land reform!

Pensions will of course, be safe with us!

We will look after the environment!

Without ever becoming uncompetitive!

And we intend to build more hospitals!

The poor, the homeless and minorities will be showered with gold!

Cartels will be smashed!

Globalisation will be on top of our agenda!

And the ship of state will be in safe hands at last!

Of course, before we can tackle any of these issues, there is one over-riding priority.

Our own greed and self interest!

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