Hey, old friend!
Got some words for me?
Why don’t you call me
An S.O.B.?
Come on, I can take it,
You know I can.
Maybe it’ll make you feel
Like a man.
You have a temper?
Well, that’s nice to know.
Wanna go for a round?
Come on, baby, let’s go!
Hit me with your best shot.
Don’t hold back.
Tell me all about it.
Didn’t know I had a track.
Was that meant as sympathy
Or was it envy?
‘Cuz from where I’m standing,
I’d rather be me!
I never did like
All the push and pull,
But then maybe that’s ‘cuz
I’m not an “old bull”.
So what did I do?
Did I step on her toes?
Was I more YOUR friend
And cut off her nose?
Whatever creams your cookies!
Whatever helps you sleep!
Gotta tell ya,
This BS is getting deep!
Hasta la vista, baby!
Have a great life!
I wish I could say
“Have a great wife!”
It’s been fun!
C’est la vie!
Que sera sera!
Let it be!
I understand...
More than you know.
Friends today,
Tomorrow foes.