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“Girl, what you doing with that boy?!”
She said, “That’s not my man that’s my Uber cab.”
“What you care, my is not much of a man?”
“I can’t take father’s that can’t be bothered!”
“At least Uber more caring, not deadpan”
She was a liar without any fire who became a lawyer
So he hired that same Uber driver
And quietly left through the foyer
Grabbed a bottle of rectifier and jet in to a stupor diver
The Uber-super asked, “What’s your birthday?” She said, “Old!”
He thought, “She’s responsible for her depleted health.”
When they arrived, she sprung away as stealth
Try Lyft next time.
Try Lyft next time.