She poured my beers down the drain

After I got married, I learned that my wife believes it's wrong to drink.

She poured my beers down the drain and that really stinks.

She believes that drinking is a sin.

I told her I'd kick her ass if I ever caught her doing it again.

She kicked my shin and took a fork and jabbed it in my eye.

The eyepatch I wore made everyone laugh and that's no lie.

I just got a glass eye but it was expensive and it keeps falling out too.

Don't laugh guys. The same can happen to you.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is a fictional poem

View randyjohnson's Full Portfolio
Ruth Lovejoy's picture

hilarious......

Bryan Adam Tomimbang's picture

Thanx for the advice... LOL!