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After making love to nine wives, I really do get tired.

I didn't have the energy to get out of the bed in the morning so I got fired.

I have nine times more sex than any normal man does.

Two days ago someone turned me in and I was arrested by the fuzz.

I've had so much sex that my wiener is covered with blisters.

When my newest wife learned that I was going to jail, it really pissed her.

Making love twenty times a day can cause frustration.

I don't mind being locked up, I need the vacation.