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I have a son who is so stupid that I want to give him a slap.

He wanted hushpuppies and I said "We got no time for that crap!"

I'm Buford T. Justice and I'm a bubblegum machine.

I'm the best sheriff that the state of Texas has ever seen.

I've been chasing a man who calls himself the Bandit.

He frustrates me so damn much that I can't stand it.

I've tried and tried but he's somebody who I can't catch.

He drives 110 miles per hour, I've finally met my match.

When I starred in the 3rd Bandit movie, the Bandit turned out to be fake.

My idiotic son and I will catch the real Bandit no matter what it takes.