Warning! Poem of an adult nature!
Down on you I'd most surely love to go
To help get rid of all that White House stress
Everybody knows sex is the only thing a black man really cares or thinks about anyway
And power too of course through they never know how to use it
Unless they've got a smart, strong, sexy white woman behind 'em
Or in your case, baby, in front of 'em
Wink wink
Ramona T could be yours if only you'd leave that idiot you so sadly wed
Maybe I could even be your new vice president
In charge of more then just your worldly affairs
If you get my meaning, sweetheart
Really excites you
The very thought of it
Doesn't it?
Please, please say yes, baby
And I'll give you the best time you've ever had
Raunchy and rockin' right up there
One on one
In Air Force One
Eager to get started gettin' it on?
So so bad you wanna see me
Take it off
In a super slow motion strip tease?
I'm game if you'll just hand over
Those keys to the Lincoln bedroom and a little extra cash
Don't think for even one minute
You'll be getting my favor
My flavor for free
Oh no, no, no Sir
Everything in life has a price tag attached and this one is mine
Now you can take it or you can leave it
The choice really don't matter that much to me
Since I've got the pope and Prince Charles
Bidding for my charms
On the other line
2011 Ramona Thompson
unique
Your letter is brilliant satire...
Bill Clinton has been changing.... he now eats no mammal or bird
flesh, no dairy and only occasionally fish flesh...
Vegans have a much less urgent sexual drive... more in control
more capable of fidelity
Perhaps 90% of the country wants all these wars to end now
Thanks for sharing.