hello,
i have come from heaven
just for you.
come and hold me,
i was meant for you.
i'd never seen the world until today.
here i am,
because i was sent just for you, you see...
in a pretty package
with a pretty pink lace bow.
i am wearing a white dress.
i am pure.
i was made for only you.
this is the way it's supposed to be.
your mindset is perfectly correct.
see my glowing halo?
be reassured that i am
just what you asked for.
i am your perfect plastic love.
Ah...yes. Good. good. Just like the interviews that abound...