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My House
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Comedy This my house where I pay rent
money here you ain't spent
when you enter my humble abode
you are to do as you are told
since I am not a part of Laraza
me casa is not your casa
when you sit on my couch
keep your feet on the floor
if you put them on my table
you will be on your ass out the door
If you use my toilet
you better aim on target
cuz if you hit the floor
I will slap you retarded
opening the fridge without permission
is considered to be a deadly decision
don't treat my home like you treat yours
some people don't know how to act
and might leave food on the floor
when you enter my home you
treat it how I want
and I might let you leave
without having to front!
oh hell your poetry is damn raw
The thing about writing is that all your emotions come out through your work. That's how you know if somebody is good at writing or not. I like this one a lot. Written exactly how I would say it!
Most folks around these parts
break one of the "My House" 10 commandments.
I need to put a sign like this up over my
front door.
nailed the rules on the front door and left it like that. lol.... very nice.....