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Tyrone was the best

far much better than all the rest

when it came to his job

he often thought he was a god

You see he made a career of B& Es

he felt unchallenged & couldn't be beat



On Chestnut street one

late friday night

he watched her house

unitl she turned off her lights

tonight he figured would be

pure pleasure

he wasnt' going to go for just a

monetary treasure

Tyrone wanted to have a little fun

by trying to get his groove on

you see Tyrone got this crazy idea

he wanted to get on video tape

he had been dreaming what it would

be like to tape a rape



so the house he watched until he

figured she was asleep

then Tyrone made his move and started

to creep

he finally got to the side of the house

and he crept inside quiet as a mouse

made his way to her room

where her bed was colored blue

by the moon

as soon

as he got the camera in place

he jumped on top of her and got

in her face

he told her "Look woman I'm going to

stick you good

you better not make a sound is that

understood?"

She shook her head no and with a deep

voice proceeded to say,

"Obviously you didn't know but I am gay.

Since I haven't had my operation,

I am still stacked.

So if you want this to be any good you

gonna have to hit it from the back."



Tyrone couldn't believe what he had done

the only thing he could think to do was

get up and run

thats exactly what he did and he didn't

look back

he felt strange like he was having

a massive heart attack

I am happy to say that was the last house

Tyrone broke into

he decided to get a new job repairing shoes