Under the cool of the silver dog moon
Comes the wombaloo
Hyp-hypnotizing
His back is so blue
His jaw is so proud
He’s just suck-suck
Parasitizing
And, ghastly howl,
The wombaloo breaks
When gouging the heart
Of a frim-frim’s old mate
Oh blistery, junky
Frippalant growl
That makes a good heart want to shake
And under the cover of the silver dog moon
The ole wombaloo sneezes,
atchoo! atchoo!
And the posse with their guns
and their ropes and their nooses
And their snicker dogs
and gally trains
and hungry mamooses
Cry out in the night, ‘neath the silver dog moon
We’ll get you, ole slut! You ole wombaloo!
And the wombaloo, old fiend
My old, familiar friend
Knows each man who brings
To him his houghy grey end
And just before the feeding begins
To fill voracious mamooses
And the snicker dogs and pippit hinds
And the ghastly empty hole nooses
Egads! Poor thing, awful wombaloo!
it cries out in fear, in pitiful dread
“Ah” it cries “I’m better off dead!”
This is better than Lewis
This is better than Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky.
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