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CHAMPAGNE
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Pop a bottle of bubbly and
Join me in a twinkled cheers
In celebrating my stupidity
A quarter century of years
Lived through like a monkey
With a destructive disease
The bottle bursts right open
Exploding like a pistol shot
And pours all over the floors
The wood-panelled floors
What a waste of 300 dimes
And the time spent sucking
Liquid from puddled surface
Happy birthday... 25 years
Happy birthday... 25 years in this life
and millions before this one
If you are a scorpio, you are a healer
flowing into people and then out,
taking their pain and negativity with you..
then cleansing your aura with whatever
method works
Oh Horoscopes
I am a scorpio. How attentive you are!
I sincerely appreciate your prevailing positivity
in gracing me and many others with your humble wisdom.
bananas are the perfect food
for prostitutes