Super Power

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My View on Society

What is wrong with the rest of the world?

Do they not see how powerful we are?

We can shoot laser beams out of our eyes

and crush this planet with our finger tips



National Health Care system?

Don't those foolish country's know?

That the wealth and money of your people

comes before their health



I often think, how these morons could object to us?

We are the only country with bases in other countries

We could attack them anytime we wanted to

But we don't, why aren't they happy?



Foolish nations who dare speak bad about us

Don't they see how we manipulate the world

to fit our superior ideals and morals

because we are superious in every way



I love my country so much

and everything we stand for

And these idiots dare go against us?

they are lucky we are just invading their country



We have the power to nuke the whole world

They should be happy that we don't destroy them

We go out of our way to develop weapons of mass destruction

that will probaly not kill that much civilians



Sure we kill some, but it's better then

when other country's go at war

All those countries that go at war

they don't care who they kill



We should know!

They go to war with us afterall

Look at bin laden! He shot down two of our towers

We took out two whole countries



That's our right, for being so powerful

We can do whatever we want

We believe in freedom!

For the American People of course






Author's Notes/Comments: 

Just a little humor about our great country. I love America, but we do some crummy stuff and it's just funny how we assume we are right.

BTW: that's the Afganistan National Anthem playing! COME ON!! COME ON!!! tell me that's not funny:-D

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"And if I laugh at any mortal thing,
'tis that I may not weep."
--Byron

You're wise beyond your years, kid.