What is wrong with the rest of the world?
Do they not see how powerful we are?
We can shoot laser beams out of our eyes
and crush this planet with our finger tips
National Health Care system?
Don't those foolish country's know?
That the wealth and money of your people
comes before their health
I often think, how these morons could object to us?
We are the only country with bases in other countries
We could attack them anytime we wanted to
But we don't, why aren't they happy?
Foolish nations who dare speak bad about us
Don't they see how we manipulate the world
to fit our superior ideals and morals
because we are superious in every way
I love my country so much
and everything we stand for
And these idiots dare go against us?
they are lucky we are just invading their country
We have the power to nuke the whole world
They should be happy that we don't destroy them
We go out of our way to develop weapons of mass destruction
that will probaly not kill that much civilians
Sure we kill some, but it's better then
when other country's go at war
All those countries that go at war
they don't care who they kill
We should know!
They go to war with us afterall
Look at bin laden! He shot down two of our towers
We took out two whole countries
That's our right, for being so powerful
We can do whatever we want
We believe in freedom!
For the American People of course
"And if I laugh at any mortal thing,
'tis that I may not weep."
--Byron
You're wise beyond your years, kid.