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I'm a hot, sexy man

I'm a smart ass kid

I have a great endearing smile

I'm one of the funniest people you'll ever meet

I have a great body that you'll never get to see

I try to live my life through the bible teachings



I love Astronomy, Quantum Mechanics, and the Paranormal

I could talk all day about Politics or the E.T Agenda

I can teach you anything about World War One and Two

I could listen to you talk all day about your inner most secrets

I can hold your hand and truely love you from the moment I first see you

I gave up pork because I read it in the bible and decided it wasn't a big deal



I will never drink alcohol, caffiene, or smoke at all

I'm addicted to iced tea, no ice and plenty of sugar

I subscribe to Time, Astronomy, and Game Informer Magazines

I watch spongebob, Dragon ball, CNN, and the Discovery Channel

I have a World map and a portrait of the Twin Towers on my room walls

I grew up in the ghetto and never once got arrested



I go to the park and read about quantum mechanics to relax

I go to my friends house and play Mortal Kombat to have fun

I've owned three houses and two cars but never got my licence

I graduated from a high ranking high school and am yet to enter college

I am extremely shy and excessively confident

I try to be perfect and think I never will, but I already am



You say I'm a complete Jerk

You say I'm the nicest guy on earth

You call me the biggest Idiot you've ever seen

You call me the smartest guy you have yet to meet

You told me you would never fall for my charm

You then drooled on my feet and begged me to take you



You say I am evil and kill baby puppies

You tell me I'm close to God and will one day save the world

You say I'm lazy and do nothing with my life

You said I need to rest and stop working so hard

You call me a loner and say I hate my family

You say I never stop talking about the people in my life



My nephew's first word was Alex

My girlfriends never complain about sexual pleasure

My close ones are proud of the houses I acquired

My life is put on hold for any one of my friends

My intelligence, humor and niceness combine to form my amazing personality

You say I'm good, you say I'm bad, FUCK YOU!... I'm Alex